The Obama Smoke And Mirrors Show
September 20, 2008

Step right up!
What is it that you want?
Healthcare?
You got it!
Free!
A nice House, you say?
You got it!
You don't need to have any money to put down. Nobody does. It's your right to live in a nice house. We want everyone to have a nice house, whether you earn it or not.
You want free gas?
You got it!
Why should you have to pay for traveling around. We want you to see the world and enjoy the trip. We all know how evil the oil companies are. They keep taking our money for their product. What nerve!
Daycare?
You got it!
Why should you take care of your little brats with your own money?
College education?
You got it!
Hey, we'll even pay for Harvard. Apparently Harvard teaches we have a right to all that we desire.
Don't want children? Children will ruin your way of life, you say?
Kill 'em. You were here first, you have your rights, and it is legal after all.
Tax cuts?
Oh boy! Tax cuts for everyone. Oh yeah. We're even going to give tax cuts to those that don't even pay taxes. Hoo Baby! That ain't workin', that's the way you do it!
Where will all of the money for these fabuloso giveaways come from? Oh, you silly. C'mon. They'll all come from our national Money Tree, in Washington, D.C. It's producing a bumper crop this year. Why, we've planted a whole orchard of Money Trees. You've got to these days, what with Harvard and other fine institutions of learning, teaching coveting and greed as national rights. Their graduates learn that if they just want something bad enough, the national Money Tree will supply it. You know, it's kinda like the prosperity preachers on TV. That's right. The churches finally figured out that Christ did not come down from heaven for us men and our salvation. No way, Jose! He came to make us rich. Whoah! I'm joining one today. We have been so put upon. But not any more. And of course, you know, how whining is such good fertilizer for our orchard.
So ALL HAIL THE WASHINGTON MONEY TREE! No one will ever work or worry about earning...anything, ever again. You don't have to think about things that bother you, like the pursuit of happiness, ever, ever again.
Just come on in and have a seat at the table in the shade of one of our Money Trees, just like our little socialist friend here. This bear knows the program. Just have a seat and demand that it produce for you. Demand your rights. You're an American, darn it. "Produce for me, Money Tree! Produce!"
Where did the first Money Tree come from, you ask?
Well one day, a very dark day, when Evilbush, the maniacal court jester had all of the world locked in darkness, with no Money Trees at all, seemingly out of no where, the Magic Man appeared. It was as if he came from the heavens. Obama! The Magic Obama appeared to save us. He brought light to one and all. Hope returned to the entertainment capital of the world, Washington, D.C. The people were gay once again.
The Magic man can do way more than pull a rabbit out of a hat. He can do way more than guarantee a chicken in every pot. He can just shake his Magic Money Tree and a bridge to nowhere will drop out of it, fully constructed and fully payed for. Way to Go!
"Mo Magic! Mo Magic! Mo Magic Man!"
Now when you come to the Money Tree Orchard for a visit and see the sights and sounds of your money at work, don't forget to visit the Freak Show. It's not loaded up with five legged little lambs, or two headed cats with four evil eyes. No sir. Why, that would be cruel. We can do way better than that.
It's loaded up with clowns. That's right clowns. Yep. It's hard to believe, but we have got quite a group of obstinate clowns that seem to think they can run the whole freakin' country. Well they have. They have run the country into the freakin' ground. Pelosi and Reid lead the College of Clowns. This college is a little similar to the College of Cardinals, except that they cheer on the killing of children. It's always quite a hit. Gets great applause. "Banish the little suckers!" Oh, yeah!
These clowns will lead the college from Washington, right to your personal party, for just the slightest of payoffs. Some of the entertainers, like Dodd and Rangel, may require a bit more in payment. And if you provide a couple of gay prostitutes Barney Frank will be glad to add great excitement. Schumer will of course MC for us, being that a microphone seems to be one of his appendages. And he has great expertise in crushing anyone who gets in his way to the cameras.
The Magic Man, Obama, has made us great and sure promises. Like "Ba-Ba-Baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet. You ain't been around!" Hoo boy, no. This show has got to grow. Change or die. Bigger is better. Grow!
Speak to our trees, oh Magic Man, tell them to grow. "Grow, Money Trees, Grow," Obama commands it.
And they obey.
Why should you have to pay for any products or services anyway?
No more!
The Magic Man will transform before our eyes, all of these burdensome costs to...you got it...RIGHTS!
Woo! Woo!
Everything will be ours simply because...we want it. Ask, baby, ask and you will receive.
The Magic Obama is all powerful and has very powerful friends. He will transform us into his obedient servants, just like his obedient trees.
But that's okay. We don't need all of that freedom stuff anymore. The Magic Man will provide all we could ever want. He will tell us what to think and do. He will not allow us to return to our pitiful way of life under the Evilbush.
So not to worry. It's all good. He's all good. Yes, we will obey the Magic Man.
And it will be okay. Right?

Obama Has Redefined the Republic
February 25, 2009

Well that's it.
The Republic is dead. That is what the electorate wants. That is what they voted for.
Obama proclaimed triumphantly last night before Congress that he is building "a new foundation" for our country. And the crowd went wild. Sitting behind Obama, Nancy Pelosi appeared as an obnoxious sophomoric cheerleader. And Joe Biden appeared as the crazy uncle that you prefer to keep locked in the attic. But no more. He's loose and in charge of "wasteful spending". He is the enforcer of Obama's spending spree. Good choice for those that don't have an ounce of fiscal control in their bodies.
But no matter.
The people have been trained for years to stop fending for themselves and their families. They have been trained to get whatever they want from Washington and have voted accordingly. They have been trained to look at any respectable producer of wealth as the enemy. They have been trained to look at those that produce jobs as the enemy. They have been trained to look at the criminals in our House of Representatives and Senate as the only ones that can solve the problems of the day. They have been trained to simply, not think.
They have been trained to be as greedy and envious as those they criticize. They have been trained to want and covet products that they have not earned and they are cheered on by their trainers. They have been trained to believe that it is their right to have whatever they want when they want it. They have been trained to believe the most ludicrous of lies, such as the rich stole from them, the poor, to get rich. The socialist politicians and the schools teach this and no one reasons if it is even possible. Worse, they have been trained to believe that all who operate the companies that provide jobs for us are evil simply because they have more that others. They have been trained and primed for this massive takeover, this new foundation, that Obama has imposed on us. And all they know is, they should have no pain in life, they should have no failures in life, they are all winners, they have been put upon, they should have whatever others have. The Holy Scriptures teach us to be content with what we have, Congress and our President teach us that others have because they stole it from us. And they believe this.
This is our new electorate.
The American Revolution produced an American Republic.
It ended November 4, 2008.
February 2009 we became the United States of Socialist America.
And no one cares or even knows what that means, all they know is Obama is giving out kitchens and full tanks of gas, and bail outs to companies that have failed.
Obama has transformed our language and our ideals. He has given standard American terms, socialist meanings, just as he did with Christian terms. Words mean what he says they mean. And no one minds. Similar to Alice in Wonderland.
Bobby Jindal gave an American Republic response to Obama's plan. One that was totally in line with the founders of this once great nation. He was called 'far right' by the media, as well as selfish and mean. One congressional 'public servant' called the stand against Obama's stimulus monstrosity, racism. He didn't say that because he was stupid, although that was my first thought. He said it because he knows full well how to use the race card to accuse people falsely. He knew what he was doing. His malicious words should have been castigated by one and all. But no. Our electorate approved. It was sovereignly declared the Republicans are evil and don't care about people. But the Republicans are people too and they have people in their families and they also have neighbors and relatives that are people too. But it is widely believed that Republicans hate them all. Idiocy? Stupidity? You be the judge.
The other day I watched, on the History Channel, the building of the Alaskan Highway in 1942, by Black and White soldiers. It was remarkable how dedicated all of these men were. And they accomplished it in record time against horrid elements of nature. They were adding to the great Republic. That will never happen today. The Republic is gone. Our electorate has been trained by our stellar school system to whine to the government for every problem in their lives. Rich and poor alike, line up at the doors of Congress with their wish list, begging to have their diapers changed. The days of the founders and the days of the men that built that highway are gone.
Our Congress is filled with megalomaniacs and so is our White House. People that want power over the people and they have trained us well. They are the eternal 'givers'. You can do nothing without them. They are god.
Eric Holder said we are a nation of cowards. He meant it in regards to race. Race relations is hardly our biggest problem. We have been trained to never grow up. We have been trained, just like the Woostock generation that brought us this state of affairs, to behave as if we were still rolling around in the mud stoned out of our minds, disrespecting authority and whining about all of the stuff we don't have and should have provided for us. We have been trained by the socialists running our government to be cerebrally paralysed and most of us are not even taking drugs to accomplish this. Holder had the first letter right though. We are a nation of children and we've elected perpetual parents to take care of us.
But the cost will not be cheap. And I'm not talking about money. The cost is freedom. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness have been redefined by our conquering Socialist President. In the coming days, he will roll out for us their new definitions.
You get what you pay for.

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