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September 20, 2008

Who is Snowball?
Remember him? He was one of the pigs in George Orwell's Animal Farm? Orwell's novel portrayed a dystopia, his being a miserable society that came into being with grand promises of a better life, like hope and change, and equality and destruction of the evil Mr. Jones. But as life got more and more miserable, the animals were constantly told how much better off they were now, and as unbelievable as that could be, they believed it. Animal Farm was run completely on propaganda and outright lies, the 'commandments' being changed often as the misery progressed and almost no one could remember the original version, the original reason for the revolution. Fear of execution was the overriding principal in the end. The 'Beasts of England' were browbeaten into silence.
But who was Snowball?
Poor old Snowball. He truly sought only the good for Animal Farm. He sought equality. He was an effective leader with great plans for advancement. But Napoleon succeeded in taking over Animal Farm and quickly made Snowball his enemy. Snowball was excommunicated from the community of the animals that wanted to replace humans. Even after his departure he was blamed continually for all that when wrong. He was blamed for all the lies that were spread in Animal Farm. He was blamed, but he wasn't there any longer.
But thanks to modern investigation techniques we have now learned who Snowball really is.
He is George W. Bush. George Orwell was quite the prophet. If he was sharp enough to recognize that fact, he could have started his own religion.
Bush is Snowball and Obama is Napoleon. Whatever Napoleon proclaimed, was so ordered. No one questions him or his motives. He is pure and wise.
"Napoleon is always right."
Napoleon created enemies where there were none.
Napoleon began executing members of Animal Farm that were suspected of bad things. Like thinking, and questioning the leadership of the pigs and other gross crimes against the community of animals. Our dear leader, Napoleon Obama, has already issued a Homeland Security Report on Right-wing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment, and this report has right-wing Conservatives and soldiers listed as dangerous and to be watched. Obama as we have seen is a professional at demonizing people. All are Capitalists of course. The animals were bullied into coming forward to confess to crimes against the community. Napoleon's dogs tore them to pieces. We now have Obama bulling our CEOs into a submission that only a Muslim would love, admitting to causing our financial difficulties that were clearly caused by our government's policies and the unions. Even as Obama rails against torture he has no problem murdering the reputations of these business leaders, criminalizing them without a trial in the eyes of the public. Many have had their lives threatened by Obama's associates. Obama must have studied Napoleon's style, he's nailed it cold.
Even as Obama rails against torture he is in favor of the most heinous crimes against babies imaginable. He does not desire to protect them from torture, just terrorists merit our dear leader's concern. Maybe babies are scary to Obama.
Napoleon convinces the animals the truth they knew, their 'commandments', were remembered wrong. This one is real easy for Obama to mimic, since the schools have created a mass of citizens incapable of thought. Allowing them to have a thought that isn't in vogue with Obama's new world order is anathema. But screaming 'hope' and change' hypnotically and repeatedly fills their cerebral void. Squealer was Napoleon's Minister of Propaganda and kept revising the 'commandments' of Animal Farm, manipulating the residents, as the leadership became more and more corrupt. Obama is doing much the same as he redefines our language. He's already told us that Capitalism will be different. What does that mean? It means we will still call it Capitalism but it will look like Marxism. He speaks pejoratively, systematically, against Capitalism and the companies that keep America running, as he did yesterday at Arizona State University. He speaks in Marxist terms telling people to care for each other as if they are not doing that already. He speaks with disdain for making a living and serving ones family and neighbors, by producing a product that they need. His community service bullies are far more valuable to him than employees of corporations. He, like Napoleon, have contempt for the rest of Animal Farm, America. He speaks as if real jobs for real companies are not caring for our neighbors. Obama has no respect for these God-given blessings.
All bad press and questions against Napoleon are caused by Snowball, just as all roadblocks that Obama has were inherited from Bush. And Obama's 'truth' is always changing just like the 'commandments' of Animal Farm. He is heard frequently saying "as I've always said" about any given subject. But when these 'sayings' are checked they are found to be nonexistent or revised. He has a different truth every time he speaks.
Napoleon, the left, and Obama, can't debate issues. They must silence free speech, free thought, because their positions are blatantly un-American and can't be defended, so any opposition must be silenced. Obama is acting just as cowardly as Napoleon did, blaming Snowball, Bush, for everything that blocks his path. BDS is still alive and well, it is a national epidemic for Napoleon's crowd. And yet there is no sense to it at all. It is the pastime of lunatics.
Obama preaches an Animal Farm Gospel, "All Animals Are Equal." But we are finding out the same sad truth that the comrades of Animal Farm found out: "Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others." Obama as a disciple of Jeremiah Wright knows the greater good. All of the fawning masses want to be part of the 'dogs' that guard Napoleon. They want to be 'more equal' than the rest of us. We all know that Conservatives and Capitalists are committing crimes against the community and Comrade Napoleon's dogs are attempting to shred us to pieces.
As it got worse and worse, less food, more work, simply miserable, Napoleon and Squealer convinced their comrades it was much better, and Squealer has statistics to prove their experience of misery was wrong. And Obama convinces us how much better it is already even though his policies are not in place yet, and unemployment numbers are still going through the roof. Comrade Napoleon rationed the food and yet Napoleon and the pigs gained weight exponentially. Obama's healthcare plans will do the same, rationing healthcare, including illegal aliens, even though we simply do not have enough healthcare workers. There go the old people, they are going to die anyway, so why invest any more money in them.
Obama and his food Nazis are talking about taxing Coke of all things, as well as other sugar products. Next, after he causes numerous companies to close because they can not afford to operate with all of the excessive government regulation, we will have state authorized jobs, if any at all, much like Mao had in his 'Grand Leap Forward'. We will do what Obama tells us to do, and have whatever Obama gives us. "Obama is always right." But he, and the dogs will live in the lap of luxury.
As time went on the animals were aghast when Napoleon and his minions, Squealer and the other pigs and dogs, the more equal animals, learn to walk on two legs, an abhorred act prior to this point. But they did nothing about it. As we Capitalists see our country seized by a Bolshevik government we realize our mindless selfish youg people think it is all good. Do the older people remember what the Constitution says? Will we imitate the silent complicit comrades of Animal Farm and say nothing? Do nothing? As time went on little was remembered about the original 'commandments'.
Just like Animal Farm, we are all Socialist/Marxist/Fascists now, and in a few years no one will remember what we lost. WW2 Vets will all be dead, young people will still be dumb as stumps, senior citizens will be medicated into submissiveness but pain free, so that's all that will matter for them. Obama's transformation of the American Republic into a pathetic Marxist dystopia that only Jeremiah Wright could love, is all but complete. As new laws are put in place, negating the Constitution, no one but the 'dangerous extremists', the real Conservatives, will remember how it has changed. The Capitalists will continue to be hunted down and torn to pieces by Napoleon Obama's dogs and his new world order.
But we will 'work even harder' for Comrade Obama. And we will be miserable and die. When the animals noticed the changes coming over Napoleon, they were intimidated into compliance and silence, or they would be killed. We will do the same. Comrade Obama will continue to speak gibberish and the animals will continue to swoon. Reeducation will be complete. Obama will successfully accomplish his 'fundamental change' of America.
We will be reminded, whenever a wrinkle appears in Obama's would-be utopia, that it is Snowball's fault. Snowball is still alive and well, the EvilBush's damage is still at work. Even 4, 5, 6 years from now, Snowball will be seeking to do us harm, but we 'will work harder' to extricate our country from his grasp for Comrade Obama's sake, never questioning Squealer Gibbs and the vicious dog 'Dead Fish Emanuel' as they castigate us into repentance. We will all partake of an equalized standard of misery. Except for Obama, Napoleon, and his many dogs. They will enjoy the good life that Capitalism gave us in the past.
The Bolsheviks have seized the farm. Many like Boxer and Clover, though ignorant, were the true believers, and they will be crushed when they see the horrid truth, that Obama was not what they thought they had voted for. But they will do nothing about it. Many like Benjamin will know the truth but go along to get along. We hear this a lot today as the Napoleon crowd tells the Republican Party to stop being so conservative, we must moderate to survive. Will we? Dick Cheney isn't. He sure is taking some hits lately. And since when do the Democrats care if the Republicans survive or not?
Obama, like Napoleon, loves the role of a dictator, but we don't have that office in the Constitution, and I still remember the 'commandments'.
Let the dogs come and do their worse. I'll fight. Then die.
I read Animal Farm in the sixties, it was considered cool back then. But we are living it today. It's not cool anymore.

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Cows To Milk T-Shirt REVEALED: How Obama Got Elected!
July 6, 2009

Let's analyze this as objectively as possible with a few examples.
For the past week we have had wall to wall coverage of Michael Jackson, an entertainer, with massive psychological problems. Some would say even criminal, certainly distorted and depraved at the very least. The public, young and old alike, are in mourning, if you can call it that. Jackson's family is exploiting his death out of the ball park. Showing up at red carpet events for their own self-absorbed, distorted sense of advancing their careers, and love of being in the limelight. I simply couldn't imagine going to such an event if my husband, brother or sister, or child died, but the Jackson family can. And the country loves it. Clearly our collective moorings have gone to soup. Now they are offering tickets to the funeral, with some tickets finding their way to Ebay. The show must go on baby. They'll exploit this human being long after the worms have eaten his body. Too bad celebrities can't die over and over again, their deaths are such hits with the families and the public alike. But this funeral may trump the return of our Lord. Life has all but stopped in anticipation for the show of the century. Sure don't want to miss that.
The public seems to be engaging in some kind of national idolatry.
Why?
He's not the president, although he did love to wear military regalia. He was in no way a role model for any child. Children should have been kept away from him. Many loved his music, but he was nothing to emulate much less adore.
On top of all of this the people of Los Angeles are footing the bill at a time when the State is passing out I.O.U.s. Hope the citizens enjoy the show.
We don't seem to remember how to grieve and how permanent death is. And what is coming next. Heaven? Hell? All we care about is entertainment. How cold. We swoon over people we know nothing about. We impose on them the traits we want them to have. And voila! We are basically in love with ourselves.
Remember Jim Jones? Remember how he got 900 people to commit mass suicide? "How could they just go along with this crazy man?" We all said that, remember? We even acquired a new colloquialism from this tragic disaster. "They all drank the kool-aid." But how could they all drink it while their friends were dropping like flies? Well, simple. Groupswoon. There, I just coined a new word and new condition. It's a step past groupthink. And apparently much more difficult to treat.
The Biblical term is idolatry.
Remember how the majority of Germany followed Adolf Hitler? "You know, what we need is another Hitler." Who would say such a thing today? Have you ever heard anyone other than the hateful Neo-Nazis say this after watching the footage of that guy? He was obviously whacked. And yet we've elected a man who says the same things only without screaming at us. We have the swoon factor to deal with.
Idolatry.
Then there is Sarah Palin. Palin resigned from the office of Governor last Friday. The media stills seems perplexed over this. She explained it in English but our media talking heads have difficulty with that language apparently, at least coming from her. But it will in no way stop this blood sport. The media and a huge portion of the country, think it was and still is just fine to destroy her family. They think it is just fine to cost the State of Alaska a fortune to pay for phony investigations. The left wants her children destroyed. She was proclaimed to be a 'horrific candidate'. Why? She had one bad interview, so that makes it fair to attack her children? Of course the left is particularly angry that she let Trig live. "Because we sure as hell don't need more Down syndrome babies sucking up our limited resources." So It's fair game to destroy her family, since she didn't do it herself, which for the leftist haters would have been the caring thing to do. Some said her performance last Friday was terrible. Really? She made sense to me.
This is the same left that wants to impose their sense of culture of death on us.
Groupthink run amok. The herd mentality on steroids. "Kill Sarah Palin!"
The left has now delivered to us, from the grand State of Minnesota, Al Franken, their new Senator.
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What the heck is in the water in that state? Franken is an insane, lying hater if there ever was one. But he will be a perfect addition to our National College of Clowns in Washington, D.C., you know, the Ministry of Truth.
These are just a few examples of our collective mind that explain why Obama got elected. There are plenty more examples we could use to prove we may have no cerebral activity left. Our collective mind has gone to soup.
The patient is in a coma.
Obama has spoken very clearly of destroying our Capitalist system. He has demonized all citizens that differ with him. He has broken the arms of our fellow citizens that have served us for years with jobs. He is stealing from the producers of America and proclaiming them enemies of the state. He has redefined our language á la the Orwellian 'Newspeak', with its thoughtcrimes. He is preparing to ration health care, which will necessarily provide for the early death of children like Trig, in the womb, never seeing the light of day, and of course the used up, useless old people. They've sucked enough resources away from us. He has destroyed more jobs than could possibly have been predicted, and still blames Bush for every blunder he makes, like a child whining incessantly that its the fault of someone else. And he has commended Islam for its great contributions to America!?!??? Today, in Russia, Obama has declared that he trusts Dmitry Medvedev. Right. He just has no use for Republicans, his fellow Americans. But then he's always been partial to dictators.
To all this and more our collective bright lights have said, "Yep, he's the one. He's the one for us. He will save us from ourselves."
How Obama Got Elected? Groupswoon.
White is black, black is white, good is bad, bad is good and no one except Obama knows what is best for us.
We have lost our minds.
It's all a joke. We, the American people, have become a joke.
We have become a laughing stock.
Oh, look, here come the clowns to entertain us.

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