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Drunken Leprechaun Club, illegal space aliens, funny animals, dirty rats, crazy frogs and holiday t-shirts.
Grumpy lions and tigers, monkey thieves, dancing guinea pig, dogs, big fat pigs, and the Evil Easter Bunny.
Frankenstein is tired of all of the name calling and Tough Frog wants you to croak. Shiesh! What a crew.
T-shirts for your whole crazy family. Don't try to deny it, we know. What's so bad about being crazy anyway?
Some of our t-shirts are sold in both The Smokin' Frog T-Shirts and Gifts and Crazy-Land T-Shirts.
Check both out for the best color and style selection.

The Irish, Drunken Leprechaun Club t-shirt.  The Drunken Leprechaun story Box, read more.  Funny Pig Out cartoon t-shirt. "Who are you calling a pig?"

Walrus t-shirt. "I am the walrus. And who are you?"  Cranky Bears International t-shirt. Official t-shirt of cranky, mad bears everywhere.  Evolution T-shirts. Is it true? Not according to D. Volution.  Alien Outsourcing T-Shirts. Go Mars!

Sexy Frog t-shirt. Sexy Frog says "You know you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, come on baby let me know."  Angry Space Aliens United for Dominance t-shirt.  Grumpy Tiger t-shirt. The tiger says he's not very happy. "Not now, coffee first. Don't make it worse."  Monkey Thieves t-shirt. Criminal monkey thieves are stealing from the tourists in the East.

Cheese Addicts Vanish Overnight story box. Cheese-o-holics will just have to deal with it. Read the story. Read more...  The Cheesy Club t-shirt. Mouse t-shirt.  Jazz t-shirt. Let's Party!

FUNNY AWESOME T-SHIRTS! Jazz Party at The Cheesy Club with the Drunken Leprechauns.
Crazy frogs are tough and sexy, and the monkeys are thieves and eat like pigs.

An Alien Cuisine can get boring just like ours. This particular alien has had it with eating humans all of the time.  Tough Frog t-shirt. Tough Frog has a message for you, "CROAK THIS!"  Frankenstein t-shirt. Frankenstein feels that he has been greatly misunderstood. "I am not a monster" he tells us.  Ostrich t-shirt. This Ostrich has very little patience for the hoi polloi. Ostrich tells us that attitude is everything.

Runaway Christmas Elf and Reindeer t-shirt. They've made it to sunny California and love the California babes. But Santa is watching.  Smyth the Irish Always Green Frog t-shirt wishes you a happy St. Patrick's Day. "Yeah, Erin Go Bragh To You Too Baby!" He gives a Tribute to the color Green.  Smyth the Irish Always Green Frog wishes you a happy St. Patrick's Day. "Yeah, Erin Go Bragh To You Too Baby!" He gives a Tribute to the color Green. Read more.

Dog Gotta Go t-shirt. When you gotta go you gotta go. Who let the dogs out? Dogs are always going somewhere.  Boogie Piggie t-shirt. He loves you. Funny guinea pig loves to dance till his pants fall off.  No Illegal Aliens are allowed t-shirt. Violators will be vaporized.  You Dirty Rat! t-shirt. These dirty cranky rats can really call each other "You Dirty Rat!" Because it's true.

FUNNY TOP VALUE T-SHIRTS! The dogs are full of bull and illegal aliens are not allowed.
ONE OF A KIND CARTOON T-SHIRTS! The Giraffes are high smoking with the Space Cops.

Giraffe High Life t-shirt. He's really tall. Other's are high for a different reason.  Space Cop t-shirt. Space Cop is on duty keeping the universe safe from illegal aliens.  The Evil Easter Bunny t-shirt. Evil Easter Bunny is a selfish brat, he won't share his chocolate. So why do we give him his own shirt? Isn't that rewarding bad behavior?  Nose Picker t-shirt. Ugg!! Why use a tissue when you have all those fingers available to pick your nose.

Chocolate Easter Bunny t-shirt. Easter Bunnies don't only make chocolate, they love eating it too. Easter Bunnies know what's good.  Frog King t-shirt. Frog King is ready to rule the world. "Obey or be eaten."   Mouse and Cheese t-shirt. Cheese, it's to die for. It's what's for dinner.  Funny Bear t-shirt. This bear is Bearly Sociable. He wants to have 'you' over for dinner sometime.

Cupid t-shirt. Looking for a love match? Call the experts. When you need a professional, call a professional. Cupid for Hire, he's the only hit man you will ever need.  Grumpy Lion t-shirt. Grumpy Lion says he won't work until he has his coffee. "Not Now. Coffee First, work later."  The Smokin' Frog t-shirt shows he loves cigars and says "What are you lookin' at? You never saw a frog smoke a cigar before?" Shiesh!  Bull Dog t-shirt. He thinks everything is 'bull'! What a bad attitude for a bulldog. Who let the dogs out? We had no choice.

FUNNY NEW T-SHIRTS make great Christmas gifts, birthday gifts, and special occasions.
Remember what Ziggy,our favorite philosopher said, "Normalcy is highly overrated."
And philosophers know what they're talking about.

    

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Cupid button.

Dog Gotta Go button.

Smyth the Irish Always Green Frog button.

Runaway Christmas Elf and Reindeer button. But Santa is watching.

The Official Halloween Bat button. This year will be a very scary Halloween.

A Public Service Ad
we'd like to see.
Monster ad. Are you a monster? Do people scream bloody murder when they see you? Dr. I.L. Shrinku, has been treating monsters successfully for 35 years. Politicians have lived with this condition all of their lives.

 
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LCMS World Relief/Human Care logo graphic

Innocence Project

Fight Lupus. Christine Ostwinkle Foundation for Lupus.
Fight Lupus

We are all born mad.
Some remain so.
-Samuel Beckett

When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear
and life stands explained.-Mark Twain
 
Revised Famous Quotes.Happiness is getting what you want and wanting what you get, and looking good in
your brand spanking new t-shirt when you get it. Because the world soon forgets careless people...but it will always remember the cool t-shirts that they wore.
It is never too late to give someone a funny, family friendly t-shirt.
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